They Got a King-Size Bed


Was this it? Was this it, the beginning of the end? They were living in Texas and they needed a new mattress and the idea was that the queen had been a bit crowded with her, him (he’s tall), and sometimes their eighty-pound dog. So they got a king, but the dog still found ways to make it crowded, and her husband was now literally farther away.

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