APPENDIX 2

THE WIT AND WISDOM OF FREDDY KRUEGER (AKA, MY TWENTY-FIVE FAVORITE FREDDY QUOTES, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

You’re all my children now!

How sweet, fresh meat!

No screaming while the bus is in motion!

What’s with kids today?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me!

You forgot where you came from, kid, but I know where you’re going!

I’ve always had a thing for the whores that live in this house.

The only thing to fear is fear himself!

I should warn you, princess, the first time tends to get a little messy.

Now there’s a face only your mother could love!

Your eyes say, “No, no.” But my mouth says, “Yes, yes.”

This is God!

Just because it’s a love story doesn’t mean it can’t have a decapitation or two.

When you wake up, it’s back in the saddle again!

I don’t believe in fairy tales.

Why don’t you reach out and cut someone?

You can check in, but you can’t check out!

Wanna suck face?

If the food don’t kill you, the service will!

You’ve got the body, and I’ve got the brain!

Kids. Always a disappointment.

Better not dream and drive.

This boy feels the need for speed!

I am eternal!

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